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Old 25-06-2006, 20:29   #2161
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Old 25-06-2006, 20:36   #2162
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Old 26-06-2006, 23:48   #2163
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Old 27-06-2006, 09:15   #2164
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the little bits of fluff you get when you wear your brown y fronts for 18 days in the gobie desert with baby oil between you buttoks lmao lmao lmao lmao
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Old 27-06-2006, 10:40   #2165
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Old 27-06-2006, 10:54   #2166
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Old 27-06-2006, 11:01   #2167
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Those small rubber things that go neep, neep, neep..............
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Old 27-06-2006, 11:39   #2168
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Old 27-06-2006, 12:08   #2169
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Old 27-06-2006, 13:42   #2170
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dave the mad plastic raver....ooooer blow yer whistle lmao
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Old 27-06-2006, 16:51   #2171
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Old 27-06-2006, 17:21   #2173
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Old 27-06-2006, 19:51   #2175
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Old 28-06-2006, 18:28   #2178
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Old 29-06-2006, 00:57   #2179
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